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Summary: Don't be fooled by the cover...
Review: This is the worst movie to ever be made in the history of movies. However, if you like softcore porn, you may actually enjoy this because that is about all there is to it. I would have to say there is more plot in porn movies than this movie. The plot is ridiculous and the acting is terrible. After you watch it, you don't know whether to laugh or cry that you actually spent the money on it. I have seen some really bad movies but this has to be the worst. No joke... However, if you don't heed my advice and you do buy this movie you can always use the disc as a frisbee for your dog or a coaster to put your drinks on. Personally, I'd set it on fire and see how fast it burns. That would be more entertaining than what this film had to offer.

Rating:
Summary: The WORST Movie in the History of Film, Seriously!
Review: This movie (which in actuallity has no right to even be graced with the descriptive noun, "movie") is literally the honest-to God WORST film ever shot. I have been a film aficcionado for several years and have most certainly seen my fair share of bad acting, cheesy plot-lines, wooden dialogue, deplorable editing, and shoddy cinematography--and yet I can say with my right hand on a stack of Bibles blessed by the Pope, himself, that this movie is not only filled with ALL these negative traits, but exemplifies the worst of the above. The worst...EVER! Do not, in the name of all things sacred and holy, waste your time watching this film. And may God have mercy on the poor souls who purchase this DVD and ACTUALLY enjoy it. If amazon.com would have allowed it, I would have given this "movie" a NEGATIVE five stars.

Rating:
Summary: The WORST Movie in the History of Film, Seriously!
Review: This movie (which in actuallity has no right to even be graced with the descriptive noun, "movie") is literally the honest-to God WORST film ever shot. I have been a film aficionado for several years and have most certainly seen my fair share of bad acting, cheesy plot-lines, wooden dialogue, deplorable editing, and shoddy cinematography--and yet I can say with my right hand on a stack of Bibles blessed by the Pope, himself, that this movie is not only filled with ALL these negative traits, but exemplifies the worst of the above. The worst...EVER! Do not, in the name of all things sacred and holy, waste your time watching this film. And may God have mercy on the poor souls who purchase this DVD and ACTUALLY enjoy it. If amazon.com would have allowed it, I would have given this "movie" a NEGATIVE five stars.