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Summary: Horrible
Review: Eminem and Vanilla Ice are the highlights of this poorly made film. If you purchase the dvd (I urge you not to) prepare to be disappointed. The movie has a very weak story-line, is mostly incoherent, and a waste of money.
Rating:
Summary: Horrible
Review: Eminem and Vanilla Ice are the highlights of this poorly made film. If you purchase the dvd (I urge you not to) prepare to be disappointed. The movie has a very weak story-line, is mostly incoherent, and a waste of money.
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Summary: EMINEM AT HIZ BEST!
Review: Forget 8 Mile fanz. See 8 minutes of the Eminem you're craving for. Before he went Hollywood he kept it real with his featured role with Ja Rule and Mobb Deep and his boy Royce 5'9". Vanilla Ice was actually very believeable in it too. It's so fresh it's like Scooby Doo on ... so Holla at your boy!.
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Summary: INCREDIBLE CINEMA!
Review: I cannot put into words the sheer brilliance of eminem's improvised narrative about his jaw-dropping encounter with Da Hip Hop Witch. A must see.
Rating:
Summary: INCREDIBLE CINEMA!
Review: I cannot put into words the sheer brilliance of eminem's improvised narrative about his jaw-dropping encounter with Da Hip Hop Witch. A must see.
Rating:
Summary: HYLERICAL
Review: I gotta give it for this li'l movie people. This was low budget, this was done hand held, this was done with non actors and a slew of drunk and high rappers, this had a complex albeit confusing story line....BUT it was funny, it kept my head moving, it moved fast and it had probably the best all around rapper cast films in all of film history AND it was (from what I read) done for a few grand. AMAZING! This should be in every classic hip hop cinema collector's library as well as every indie film collector's library on it's indie film merit!!!
Rating:
Summary: Shockingly Good 4 U
Review: I have to say, with all of the press, both good and bad surrounding this little movie I was expecting to see something horrific. Instead I find a gem! Bad handheld a la Blair Witch camera work style aside, this movie has so many inside jokes it's like an EXTRAS dream, if in fact your the type of viewer that likes to catch things like that. Also Eminem in his film debut is a real coupe for the producers and RAh Digga, Pras and JA Rule also. The white kids story was hysterical as well. I can see where animosity might set in if your thinking your renting a studio release such as Sixth Sense (wich they so cunningly poke fun at) but really if you read on the DVD box it professes itself to be an indie. Rent it, buy it and enjoy it.
Rating:
Summary: Really really Bornig
Review: I was so exited when I heard about that movie, I wasted the more silly 18 € (it's like 23 U.S. $) in my life. You don't know how boring is this movie. I only wanted to see the end of that, and then, surprise! It's the worst end I've ever seen! I was looking to the clock every minute. Don't think it is a comedy. This is nothing.
Rating:
Summary: Really really Bornig
Review: I was so exited when I heard about that movie, I wasted the more silly 18 € (it's like 23 U.S. $) in my life. You don't know how boring is this movie. I only wanted to see the end of that, and then, surprise! It's the worst end I've ever seen! I was looking to the clock every minute. Don't think it is a comedy. This is nothing.
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Summary: How To Trick People Into Buying A [Bad] Movie!
Review: In a terrible attempt to cash in on both the hip-hop craze and the popularity of the "Blair Witch Project", this movie was recorded in 1999. This movie really doesn't have much of a plot as about 95% of it is just rappers talking to a video camera about the "Hip-Hop Witch". All of their accounts are different as it seems the makers of this waste of money more than likely just asked each rapper to make up their own story. The whole spoof on "Blair Witch" is poor at best as you have a few white kids getting lost in New York City. The movie might have worked better if they cut the amount of big name cameos down by about 75% and actually used some of these names as part of the movie, rather than doing what is subsquently a "video plug". The subplot involving a female news reporter getting screwed over her story is dumb and cliche-driven. There really is not one honest laugh to be found in this movie. Only redeeming value is seeing a young Eminem for about five minutes and hearing him go off on his own little speech about "The Witch". Even that scene really isn't funny but it's the closest thing to it that you will find in this movie.
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