South Park - Bigger, Longer & Uncut

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Summary: Hillarious! Gut-busting! The greatest movie EVER!
Review: South Park is my all-time fav. show, and this movie was the best one I saw in 99, period. I saw this 2 times in theaters and both times I almost choked on my popcorn! Whether or not u like South Park, u should give this movie a try. If it doesn't get you dying on the floor, you're not from this Earth! But beware: Never in my 15 years on this planet have I heard the F word so many times in a single animated movie. If any parents out there are reading this, I highly reccomend not letting any kid under 13 seeing this- Belive me, you will NOT want your kids saying these phrases around the house!

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Summary: Best movie of 1999!
Review: Since Blair Witch and The Haunting remake were my worst movies of 1999, what could possibly be my favorite? Only the most scathing and hysterical musical about the insanity of censorship ever made. A satire within a satire, South Park: BLU is genuinely brilliant. Disguised as a musical, this movie has our four little potty-mouths (who are closer to wisdom than most parents I know) going to see a forbidden Canadian R-rated cartoon and learning even MORE evil combinations of letters, making their mothers declare war on Canada. I WILL show this movie to my son when he's 15 and you can't do a THING about it! I want him to know that dirty words are grounds for capital punishment, but pure uncut violence is an American way of life (he's got to be ready for this sort of hypocracy, don't you think?). Anyway, the songs alone are such well-crafted mutilations of musical showstoppers that I think I can go back to Broadway again. While you're running away screaming from this movie, your kids are watching it and learning just how ugly you really are. Truth is indeed offensive. Go back to your cop shows and pretend this movie never happened. Note to Eddie Murphy: THIS is how fart jokes should be done. Stone and Parker wanted to shock the studio, but they ended up delivering a movie that guarantees to totally offend anyone who lives to be offended. I was horrified only once - when I realized that more parents would be offended by the language than the grisly depiction of the actual combat with the Canadians. This is more than a depraved cartoon - it's a profound message that NOBODY will want to hear. That makes it 13 years ahead of its time. My son and this movie will, hopefully, still be around - maybe by then it will make sense.

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Summary: so funny!
Review: when i first saw it in the movies i had to go back the next day because i wanted to see it again!

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Summary: Wake up. Reality check time
Review: Parent's are you just retartedor do you give a damn? One daymaybe parent's will wake up.Iam realy in a state of shockthat parent's have gotton tothe point where they let thekid's do all they want to doand more. It's reality check time. Wake up.

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Summary: This is quality entertainment at its best.
Review: SOUTH PARK IS REALLY FUNNY, HIGHLY EDUCATION, APPEALS TO CHILDREN AND ADULTS, APPEALS TO CANADIANS, AND ALSO APPEALS TO ME.

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Summary: Good God, Someone is havin' fun makin' this!
Review: Good! Turn the tables and aggitate the sensitive whiners of America blaming this movie for all the worlds problems. This is what we need for entertainment to watch a few foul-mouth third graders save the world from evil rulings of Saddam Hussein with Satan. Or was the evil rulings of Kyle's mom starting a war with Canada all because of a toilet humor TV show. Either way, the movie goes on with insult, blaming Canada for everything and insulting many Canadians (I myself am Canadian, took no offense from this flick). In the movie, "what would Brian Boytoano do? For you Canadians, "what would Joe Sakic do?

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Summary: Buy the DVD now
Review: South Park:Bigger,Longer and Uncut is my favourite movie of all time. It is every genre in one. It is very vulgar though. It has an actual meaning behind it too. A great musical, hilarious spoof and well written adventure. I enjoy it too much. Buy it!

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Summary: The Funniest Movie I've Ever Seen!
Review: South Park is the funniest movie I've ever seen! You might beoffended by what it says but I'm only 10 and even my dad laughedthrough the whole movie! Its got the best songs I've ever heard and if you watch the show you'll probably see all the characters from the show. Anyway its simply the best movie. GET IT! END

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Summary: These boys are driving the bus to hell when its all over.
Review: If you thought you might be crass and politically incorrect. If you thought you WERE the dark side of the political spectrum. IF you thought that no one could be ruder, cruder, and nastier than you. Well you were wrong. These boys are driving the buss to hell and you're just long for the ride. DO NOT FORGET to use the restroom before watching. You will laugh so hard you'll wet your seat.

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Summary: best movie ever
Review: This is the best movie there is out there. From the beging to the end it is always funy and a good movie to watch. But basicly if you are alive you will be affended in some way buy this movie. But it is still a good movie.