Crossroads

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Summary: Joan Jett, I'm sorry!
Review: As if it's not bad enough that we have to HEAR Britney Spears... now we have to see her? Give me a break. If you really want to waste your money that much, just send it to me!
As for the fiasco of "I Love Rock n' Roll" - Joan Jett should have sent a garden variety of hitmen out to slaughter Britney, in exchange for having her song butchered.

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Summary: Yuck
Review: Since she can't act, I hoped shed at least look hot. Boy, was I wrong. What a waste of time and money.

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Summary: Not a good film
Review: No, this is not a good film in anyway. Any attempt to watch this will increasingly short-circuit several layers of your brain.

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Summary: An Attrocity of Gargantuan Proportions
Review: We all know that singers(yes I use that word lightly here) should not make movies. After seeing Glitter with Mariah Carey I was positve that there could not be a worse movie made. I was wrong. Dead wrong. Crossroads stands for everything that is wrong with our country and this world. All I could wish for the entire movie was a Thelma and Louise ending of driving off the cliff in a convertible. This wish first occurred during the opening credits. I was even willing to sacrifice myself and drive the car off for them because then my children and future grandchildren would never have to hear Britney Spear's squeaky voice that sounds more like an Amazon Red headed parrot in heat than a millionaire pop star. Please people, do not buy this movie. The only reason to buy it would be to collect every copy and burn them all in hopes that Crossroads could be erased from our memories and DVD players forever.

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Summary: Save your money!
Review: Terrible! Terrible! If only I could get those 2 hours back :(

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Summary: WELL....HOW CAN I DESCRIBE IT?
Review: There are good movies out there. There is absolutely no reason for you to partake of this piece of trash, marketed to the Americans that the entertainment industry is in the process of rendering imbecilic. Find a better movie than this to watch! Given the quality of this one, that's about the simplest request I could make.

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Summary: OOOPS! I Watched It Again...
Review: ...and it wasn't that bad. Actually, it was sweet story about three friends coming of age on a road trip. They talk about boys, sex, life, et al. Britney Spears acting was actually genuine, and felt real. The music of course was good, if not a little bubblegum, but that's fine. This IS a teen chick flick, and a pretty good one at that.